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[confusedcious]

We knew we had a rodent in the house.

So we set mouse traps in case it was a mouse.

Rat bait in case it was a rat.

And how do we catch our resident rodent?

At 3am a large brown rat fell into the toilet in mum and dad's ensuite bathroom.


Seriously.


Mum retrieved it with tongs. It was very wet... and squeaked and wriggled muchly. So on mother's day we hail our mother... the ratcatcher.

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[astrobia.livejournal.com]

What you do with it?

[confusedcious.livejournal.com]

They put it in the bin... still alive. Rubbish goes tomorrow.

[astrobia.livejournal.com]

This is acceptable to Astron.

[astrobia.livejournal.com]

As the world become more populated and more technical, the amount if information the individual needs to attain to make simple decisions exceeds the the amount of infomration you can use those decisions to attain ~ Future shock by Alvin Toffler.

[frostmorn.livejournal.com]

*does the girly, limp-wristed flailing dance of disgust*
AHHH!
You know, over lunch my Mum and I were coming up with a complex plan for Britain to invade Australia and steal all your hats, in the name of Her Majesty. We figured it would end up as a drunken hat barbecue in Sydney, assuming anybody survived the wildlife. But in light of this turn of events, I think we’d better call the whole thing off. Maybe we can smolder a couple of top hats atop Big Ben instead.

[confusedcious.livejournal.com]

*gasp!*

Urm... if you have a giant party can I come too?